I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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