I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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