Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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