We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?