and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
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I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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