Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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