...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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