So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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