are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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