well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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