Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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