I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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