Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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