Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.