What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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