So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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