Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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