ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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