Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
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I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
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Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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