Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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