Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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