I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Two words: blizzard sex
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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