you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
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Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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