The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
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The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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