Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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