I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
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I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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