I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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