Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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