Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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