what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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