hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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