I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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