so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
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Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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