Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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