this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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