hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
