also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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