I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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