i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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