Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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