STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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