I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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