they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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