In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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