you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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