I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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