My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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