Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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