i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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