guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
i dont even know how to be here
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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