the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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