Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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