And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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