Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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