Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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