you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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