we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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