ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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