GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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